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Frequently asked questions

Q: My Child has suffered a serious injury/death from your brand, what do I do now?

A: We get this one a lot, if you read the fine print, we are not responsible for any actions done by the users of the Water Guns once they have left our hands. However, you can trade in your childs death certificate for a free "Flash Flood" provided the child was under 12

Q: What makes your water guns so expensive?

A: Our use of high powered water propulsion technology is able to splash an extremist from 1.2 miles away with a deadly FUN force. This makes our water guns top notch, and you get your pennies worth

Q: My gun started leaking a weird green liquid that stings my eyes, I taste metal, and now I'm really tired, what should I do?

A: Find your nearest CDC and say you have "Malignant thyroid nodular disease" they'll take it form there.

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blood in vomit
bluish lips or skin
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decrease in urine volume
difficult or troubled breathing
difficulty in passing urine (dribbling)
difficulty with breathing
difficulty with swallowing
fast heartbeat
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fever with or without chills
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general feeling of tiredness or weakness
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loss of appetite
lower back or side pain
nausea or vomiting
nosebleeds
not breathing
painful or difficult urination
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severe or continuing stomach pain
skin rash, hives, or itching
sore throat
sore tongue
sores, ulcers, or white spots on the lips or in the mouth
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NEW Helicopter Mounted Katrina Cannons

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