Q: My Child has suffered a serious injury/death from your brand, what do I do now?
A: We get this one a lot, if you read the fine print, we are not responsible for any actions done by the users of the Water Guns once they have left our hands. However, you can trade in your childs death certificate for a free "Flash Flood" provided the child was under 12
Q: What makes your water guns so expensive?
A: Our use of high powered water propulsion technology is able to splash an extremist from 1.2 miles away with a deadly FUN force. This makes our water guns top notch, and you get your pennies worth
Q: My gun started leaking a weird green liquid that stings my eyes, I taste metal, and now I'm really tired, what should I do?
A: Find your nearest CDC and say you have "Malignant thyroid nodular disease" they'll take it form there.